Friday, March 16, 2012

Average Size..


You are normal if you're between 3.5 to 3.7 inches when soft"





On to the facts: The average penis size is 3.5 to 3.7 inches when soft and between 5.0-5.7 inches when hard. For those still paranoid, that’s 9 to 9.5 centimetres at ease and 12.8 to 14 centimetres at attention.

Anything bigger, and you can apply to be Ron Jeremy’s stunt double.

As far as circumference goes, 3.3 to 3.5 inches (8.5 to 9 centimetres) is normal when flaccid and 3.9 to 4.1 (10 to 10.5 centimetres) when erect.

It’s a great day, ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen). Breathe easy and go tell everyone about it in your Facebook status.

Planking: 5 Things Men Should Know



What You Need To Know
The term "planking" was coined in Australia, but the sport itself originates elsewhere.
At least one person has died from planking in Australia.
Eight Woolworths employees were sacked in May, 2011 for planking on the job.


1 - Planking Was Not An Australian Invention
Even though we Aussies coined the term "planking" the sport itself actually has its origins in the less inventively phrased "lying down game", which began in Britain in 1997. The game is also known as "playing dead" in South Korea, "on one’s belly" in France and "extreme lying down" in parts of Australasia. All of these variations involve the same, basic premise -- the act of lying face down on one's stomach, head straight, arms straight, head down, in weird locations while someone photographs you, later to be uploaded to Facebook.

2 - It's Dangerous

3- Celebrities Are Getting In On The Act
Kerry-Anne Kennerly was filmed planking on the couch of her morning show set. Ditto, Footy Show joker Sam Newman, who was filmed planking on his 40th-floor balcony in Port Melbourne, mere hours before the bizarre sport claimed its first victim, Acton Beale. Even before all the fuss began, Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles winger David "Wolfman" Williams "planked" as a form of try celebration in a March, 2011 game against the Newcastle Knights.

4 - It Could Cost You Your Job

5- Planking Could Get You Laid... Maybe.

ilek ilek: Real Orgsm..Is She Fake U..

All the screaming, thrashing and "Oh, gods" could have all been a sneaky attempt just to get it over with, undermining all your hard work.





No.1 Her Body Gets Tense
And, no, not in a bad way. Her body temporarily turns rigid as the pleasure courses through her.



No.2 Her Breath Changes
Her breath becomes spastic and short in the last few moments of lead-up.



No.3 Her Skin Changes
She has a rosy flush all over her chest.



No.4 Her Eyes Change
Her eyes become momentarily unfocused.



No.5 Her Walls Contract
You're probably thinking: What walls? Well, her vaginal walls contract lightly for a few seconds. And if your finger -- or something else -- is in there, you'll feel it.

ilek ilek: Dag Dig Dug..

Monday, March 12, 2012

Nama pose tuk: Teasing




consider this dual pose known as tears or teasing. For those who want more syllables, the synonym for tears pose is “I’m cute but can still cry” pose. Both poses require your index finger from one or two hands pointing to an area under your eye, but the expression differentiates between tears and teasing. If you want to do tears, you would make a sad expression like a pout. If you want to do teasing, you could stick out your tongue to provoke your audience. The choice is up to you, although the tears pose encourages others to enjoy your pain and suffering

Nama pose tuk: Blowing a Kiss




With one or two hands under your chin, point them in the direction of the person you’d like to give your indirect kiss to. Using your mouth, blow on your hand to push your love out to that lucky guy or girl

Nama pose tuk: Pointing












Is it rude to point? Not if it’s done so cutely! With your index finger extended in one hand and your other fingers clenched or curled inwards, point your index finger at someone. It is important to note that the effectiveness of your pointing can be reduced with coloured nail polish, as it takes attention away from your stern index finger.

Nama pose tuk: Giant Heart




Unlike the heart shape done with your hands, this giant heart relies on your body and your arms. With both hands and fingers extended, place the tips of your fingers on the top of your head. Your fingers should be approximately in the center of your head. The tough part is that your arms will need to bent such that it matches the shape of a heart.

You may need to practice this pose in front of the mirror to ensure your heart is symmetrical

Nama pose tuk: Shush



To request silence, the index finger of one hand is extended while the remaining fingers are curled inwards towards the palm. The index finger is brought vertically to the lips with the side of the index finger facing the lips. Optionally, one can make a “shhh” noise with their lips to add to the realism. If done right, people will be silenced by the absolute cuteness of this gesture


Nama pose tuk: V-sign




The V sign, which is commonly known as the victory sign or peace sign is the pose that I most commonly associate with Asians. One performs this hand gesture by raising and parting the index and middle finger while the remaining fingers are clenched

Nama Pose tuk: Nyan Nyan













Miak Laki Sik Payah La posing..kemaik jak rupa































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