STRESS SIK..............pakei ilek ilek!
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Friday, September 21, 2012
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Pesta Kaul, Mukah, Sarawak..Jum Berambih
MUKAH KAUL FESTIVAL
Date : Apr 21 - 29 2012
Time : 9 am to 10 pm
Venue : Tapak Pesta Kaul, Kuala Dana, Mukah
Mukah Sarawak
Organiser : Mukah Divisional Tourism Task Group
The best-known festival celebrated by the Melanaus is the Kaul Festival (Pesta Kaul). Originating from the animistic beliefs traditionally held by the Melanaus, the Pesta Kaul is held annually, usually in March or early April, as a purification and thanksgiving to appease the spirits of the sea, land, forests and farm.
This festival is celebrated by the Melanau people living in the coastal settlements in Mukah. Through the festival, the Melanau people offer their thanks to the spirits for keeping them safe through the monsoon season, and ask for a good bounty on their fishing trips.
Today, however, the Pesta Kaul is celebrated more as a cultural festival, rather than a religious one. One of the highlights of this festival is the tibau – a traditional giant swing sometimes 20-feet high, from which youths would dive down to catch a swinging rope. There are also performances of traditional dance such as the alu alu and display of martial art performances.
Date : Apr 21 - 29 2012
Time : 9 am to 10 pm
Venue : Tapak Pesta Kaul, Kuala Dana, Mukah
Mukah Sarawak
Organiser : Mukah Divisional Tourism Task Group
The best-known festival celebrated by the Melanaus is the Kaul Festival (Pesta Kaul). Originating from the animistic beliefs traditionally held by the Melanaus, the Pesta Kaul is held annually, usually in March or early April, as a purification and thanksgiving to appease the spirits of the sea, land, forests and farm.
This festival is celebrated by the Melanau people living in the coastal settlements in Mukah. Through the festival, the Melanau people offer their thanks to the spirits for keeping them safe through the monsoon season, and ask for a good bounty on their fishing trips.
Today, however, the Pesta Kaul is celebrated more as a cultural festival, rather than a religious one. One of the highlights of this festival is the tibau – a traditional giant swing sometimes 20-feet high, from which youths would dive down to catch a swinging rope. There are also performances of traditional dance such as the alu alu and display of martial art performances.
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Sejarah Bintulu,Sarawak
Bintulu is the fourth largest town in Sarawak, after Kuching city, Miri city and Sibu town. Its current population stands at 209,800.[8] The ethnic composition is primarily Iban, Chinese, Melanau, Kayan, Kenyah, Punan and Segaan who was the local native, and a large number of foreign workers mainly from Norway, Britain, Australia, Italy and Indonesia with a population of over 180,000 covering an area of about 12,500 square kilometers.
However the number of voters in Bintulu is still low. During last March 8, 2008 Malaysia General Election, Bintulu has only about 50,243 registered voters against its total population of more than 180,000.[9] Ibans make up the largest number of voters of 46 percent, followed by the Chinese voters (29 percent), the oddly classified Malay/Melanaus voters (22 percent) and others (which include Punan, Penan and Kayan) make up 3 percent of the voters.
The history of Bintulu stretched back to 40,000 years ago with the discovery of artifacts found in the Great Niah Caves, some 120 km to the North of Bintulu where civilization started. There were also indications of early trade carried out with ancient China.
Bintulu was once under the rule of the Brunei Sultanate. However, in 1841, Sarawak was ceded to Sir James Brooke, an English adventurer who then became the First Rajah of Sarawak. In 1861, Bintulu, which was still part of Brunei, was also ceded to the Rajah and became part of Sarawak.
Thereafter Bintulu played a very significant role in the history of democracy in Sarawak. On September 8, 1867, it became the first meeting place of the State Legislative Assembly, the Council Negeri.
The Brooke family had ruled Sarawak for about 100 years before it was occupied by the Japanese from 1941 to 1945. When Charles Vyner Brooke, the Rajah, returned to Sarawak in 1946, he took steps to hand Sarawak over to Britain. Thus in July, 1946, Sarawak became a British Crown Colony. Colonial rule lasted until July 22, 1963 and then on September 16, 1963 Sarawak joined the Federation of Malaysia.
Following the discovery of large reserves of natural gas offshore Bintulu in 1969, a feasibility study conducted in 1975 found in nearby Tanjung Kidurong a suitable site for Sarawak's first deep-water port.[7]
Realising the industrial potential in Bintulu, the Bintulu Development Authority (BDA) was established in 1978 by the State Government to undertake infrastructure development as well as to coordinate and promote industrial investment in the area.
From 1979 onwards, Bintulu has witnessed unprecedented industrial development that looks set to continue beyond the year 2000. Already, Bintulu is Sarawak's leading industrial growth centre. Bintulu is the deepest draft port in Malaysia.
Yes Bintulu..Good Job Bintulu'ian..
Bintulu Poised For More Growth, New Deep Water Port, Industries Coming In
Bintulu Development Authority (BDA) General Manager Datuk Mohidin Ishak said today that other industries had discovered Bintulu and are setting up home here.
“For the last 30 years, the oil and gas industry made up the greater part of Bintulu’s development, catapulting Bintulu’s gross domestic product (GDP) growth to seven percent, surpassing Sarawak’s at five to six percent,” he told Bernama.
Bintulu’s most recent investors included Japan’s Tokuyama Corporation with RM6.5 billion for two polycrystalline silicon plants, Press Metal Berhad with a US$1.6 billion aluminium smelting plant, Hong Kong-based Asia Minerals with US$200 million manganese ore processing plants at the new industrial park at Samalaju, in the Similajau coastal headland.
He said 10 of the 17 new investors had commenced earthwork preparations or actual construction while the new deepwater port at Samalaju would cater to the activities of the aluminium and manganese smelting plants taking shape in the new industrial park.
Bintulu Development Authority (BDA) General Manager Datuk Mohidin Ishak said today that other industries had discovered Bintulu and are setting up home here.
“For the last 30 years, the oil and gas industry made up the greater part of Bintulu’s development, catapulting Bintulu’s gross domestic product (GDP) growth to seven percent, surpassing Sarawak’s at five to six percent,” he told Bernama.
Bintulu’s most recent investors included Japan’s Tokuyama Corporation with RM6.5 billion for two polycrystalline silicon plants, Press Metal Berhad with a US$1.6 billion aluminium smelting plant, Hong Kong-based Asia Minerals with US$200 million manganese ore processing plants at the new industrial park at Samalaju, in the Similajau coastal headland.
He said 10 of the 17 new investors had commenced earthwork preparations or actual construction while the new deepwater port at Samalaju would cater to the activities of the aluminium and manganese smelting plants taking shape in the new industrial park.
Monday, April 2, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
Friday, March 16, 2012
Average Size..
You are normal if you're between 3.5 to 3.7 inches when soft"
On to the facts: The average penis size is 3.5 to 3.7 inches when soft and between 5.0-5.7 inches when hard. For those still paranoid, that’s 9 to 9.5 centimetres at ease and 12.8 to 14 centimetres at attention.
Anything bigger, and you can apply to be Ron Jeremy’s stunt double.
As far as circumference goes, 3.3 to 3.5 inches (8.5 to 9 centimetres) is normal when flaccid and 3.9 to 4.1 (10 to 10.5 centimetres) when erect.
It’s a great day, ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen). Breathe easy and go tell everyone about it in your Facebook status.
Planking: 5 Things Men Should Know
What You Need To Know
The term "planking" was coined in Australia, but the sport itself originates elsewhere.
At least one person has died from planking in Australia.
Eight Woolworths employees were sacked in May, 2011 for planking on the job.
1 - Planking Was Not An Australian Invention
Even though we Aussies coined the term "planking" the sport itself actually has its origins in the less inventively phrased "lying down game", which began in Britain in 1997. The game is also known as "playing dead" in South Korea, "on one’s belly" in France and "extreme lying down" in parts of Australasia. All of these variations involve the same, basic premise -- the act of lying face down on one's stomach, head straight, arms straight, head down, in weird locations while someone photographs you, later to be uploaded to Facebook.
2 - It's Dangerous
3- Celebrities Are Getting In On The Act
Kerry-Anne Kennerly was filmed planking on the couch of her morning show set. Ditto, Footy Show joker Sam Newman, who was filmed planking on his 40th-floor balcony in Port Melbourne, mere hours before the bizarre sport claimed its first victim, Acton Beale. Even before all the fuss began, Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles winger David "Wolfman" Williams "planked" as a form of try celebration in a March, 2011 game against the Newcastle Knights.
4 - It Could Cost You Your Job
5- Planking Could Get You Laid... Maybe.
ilek ilek: Real Orgsm..Is She Fake U..
All the screaming, thrashing and "Oh, gods" could have all been a sneaky attempt just to get it over with, undermining all your hard work.
No.1 Her Body Gets Tense
And, no, not in a bad way. Her body temporarily turns rigid as the pleasure courses through her.
No.2 Her Breath Changes
Her breath becomes spastic and short in the last few moments of lead-up.
No.3 Her Skin Changes
She has a rosy flush all over her chest.
No.4 Her Eyes Change
Her eyes become momentarily unfocused.
No.5 Her Walls Contract
You're probably thinking: What walls? Well, her vaginal walls contract lightly for a few seconds. And if your finger -- or something else -- is in there, you'll feel it.
No.1 Her Body Gets Tense
And, no, not in a bad way. Her body temporarily turns rigid as the pleasure courses through her.
No.2 Her Breath Changes
Her breath becomes spastic and short in the last few moments of lead-up.
No.3 Her Skin Changes
She has a rosy flush all over her chest.
No.4 Her Eyes Change
Her eyes become momentarily unfocused.
No.5 Her Walls Contract
You're probably thinking: What walls? Well, her vaginal walls contract lightly for a few seconds. And if your finger -- or something else -- is in there, you'll feel it.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Monday, March 12, 2012
Nama pose tuk: Teasing
consider this dual pose known as tears or teasing. For those who want more syllables, the synonym for tears pose is “I’m cute but can still cry” pose. Both poses require your index finger from one or two hands pointing to an area under your eye, but the expression differentiates between tears and teasing. If you want to do tears, you would make a sad expression like a pout. If you want to do teasing, you could stick out your tongue to provoke your audience. The choice is up to you, although the tears pose encourages others to enjoy your pain and suffering
Nama pose tuk: Blowing a Kiss
With one or two hands under your chin, point them in the direction of the person you’d like to give your indirect kiss to. Using your mouth, blow on your hand to push your love out to that lucky guy or girl
Nama pose tuk: Pointing
Is it rude to point? Not if it’s done so cutely! With your index finger extended in one hand and your other fingers clenched or curled inwards, point your index finger at someone. It is important to note that the effectiveness of your pointing can be reduced with coloured nail polish, as it takes attention away from your stern index finger.
Nama pose tuk: Giant Heart
Unlike the heart shape done with your hands, this giant heart relies on your body and your arms. With both hands and fingers extended, place the tips of your fingers on the top of your head. Your fingers should be approximately in the center of your head. The tough part is that your arms will need to bent such that it matches the shape of a heart.
You may need to practice this pose in front of the mirror to ensure your heart is symmetrical
Nama pose tuk: Shush
To request silence, the index finger of one hand is extended while the remaining fingers are curled inwards towards the palm. The index finger is brought vertically to the lips with the side of the index finger facing the lips. Optionally, one can make a “shhh” noise with their lips to add to the realism. If done right, people will be silenced by the absolute cuteness of this gesture
Nama pose tuk: V-sign
The V sign, which is commonly known as the victory sign or peace sign is the pose that I most commonly associate with Asians. One performs this hand gesture by raising and parting the index and middle finger while the remaining fingers are clenched
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